1.The Rumor Weed Song
Lyricist：Kurt Heinecke, Phil Vischer
Have you heard of the one about Alfred？
A dangerous robot I'm told.
He's got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain
And his skin is terribly cold
We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange, amazing, untrue
But now that we've heard about Alfred
We'd like to hear more about you
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess, so what is
a rumor？
It starts a story, maybe its true, maybe not
But once you repeat it, it's hard to defeat
It now look at the mess that you've got
Alfred's a robot, everyone knows
The story is all over town
Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess
Don't start rumors, don't start rumors.
(No, no)
Words can hurt, they spread like a tumor
So play it safe and don't start a rumor
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
A tiny little story is all I need
You better watch out for the rumor weed
2.Frank
Lyricist：Kramer Mark S, Magnuson Ann Eleanor
Frank was a contractor, who got up every morning
Skinin' cats and fixin' cars, his day was far from boring
Souped up Ford, V-8 289
Running down those punks was always on his mind
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
Ford was wired for nitro, Canister sat in the back
A ten inch slicks, ratchet shift, smoke, rubber laid in his
tracks
Frank didn't like us, just wanted to have some fun
Played our music and he put us on the run
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
Frank started the beast, smoke spewed from the trunk
Oil sprayed from the hood, that can of nitro junk
The car swelled then exploded, flying across the street
Frank slowly stepped out, staggering to his feet
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
So our story ends with the psycho contractor guy
A moral of the story is
If Frank's around, turn the music down
And you better learn how to run fast
Frank was a contractor
Is he after you？
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